Posts Tagged ‘Money’
Funny Jonas Brother Spoof lyrics?
how to moan over the phone
Okay, so my friend and I had a competition to see who could write the better spoof lyrics to ‘Paranoid’ by the Jonas Brothers, these are mine. How could they be improved? Do you like them? and BTW I don’t actually mind the Jo Bros, x
We think we’re really rock and roll,
But we got signed to Disney, so.
Our fans are eleven years old.
But they think we’re swell!
And when we sing, we tend to moan.
And Joe dumps girls over the phone.
We like to look after our hair.
But we swear we’re straight!
We don’t know how to come out, surely this aint right?
Just might be in denial
We like to wear, jeans skinny fit.
We know, we have great style.
But that really don’t prove anything.
We’re in denial…. (Yeah)
Bieber stole all of our fans,
But we are still in huge demand.
Please don’t call us a boy band,
We play our instruments!
And Miley Cyrus is Nick’s ex.
Cos she kept asking him for sex.
He told her, he had no interest,
So she dumped his ass!
We don’t know how to come out, surely this aint right?
Just might be in denial
We like to wear, jeans skinny fit.
We know, we have great style.
But that really don’t prove anything.
Being so hot is tough,
Except for, Zac, Brad and Rob Pattinson.
Because they’re all so buff.
We hope that’s normal for boys to think
We’re in denial.
There’s purity rings on our fingers,
And all the money we could want.
Good looks and books, we are all great cooks.
What is not to love, common, buy…. our songs.
Just might be in denial
We like to wear, jeans skinny fit.
We know, we have great style.
But that really don’t prove anything.
Being so hot is tough,
Except for, Zac, Brad and Rob Pattinson.
Because they’re all so buff.
We hope that’s normal for boys to think
We’re in denial.
IS THIS A BETTER RAP THAN MY FIRST ONE! IT WAS MADE ON JANUARY 22nd on the Inaugration of Obama A Milli Style ?
girl moan sexy
I do like john McCain and George Bush. i hate Bill and Hilary Clinton
Inauguration Song (A Milli Style) January 20, 2009
Intro
John McCain! John McCain! John McCain! John McCain!
Should have won! Should have won! Should have won! Should have won!
But he didn’t! (b***h)
Chorus
Obama Obama Obama Obama Oba Oba
Obama Obama Obama Obama Oba Oba
Main
Elect Barack Obama inauguration is on today
If you don’t watch it then you are gay
You’re a fake, you’re a b***h
You’re a wanksta not a gangsta
You live on the streets and pee in the bush
While at my house I’m smacking your girls big a*s tush
All yall crew left you for Obama
I aint dissing McCain stop all ya drama
Chorus
Main
Barack Obama rocking the black house
Got all the sexy secretary’s wearing a small blouse
Making it rain every day
From D.C. to L.A.
While the haters saying nay
The fans saying yay
Got Arab in his culture
But he aint no Muslim
He don’t make “Arab Money”
But your girl says I’m sweet as honey (ha!)
When he lets the money go you duck
You’ll never get a buck
Cuz we’ll still be at war
Crime fights in the streets all the time is getting bor-ing
Got your girl mourning (I mean moaning)
I’m in the zone-ing
Since you’re so lonely
Here’s a jelly-filled doney
(Haha b***h)
Girl, What is wrong with you?
girl moan pleasure
I’m good-looking, male and 18
Why do people say I’m gay just because I don’t want to go out drinking and shagging girls? One person said to me that I’m weird just because I didn’t want to "pull" when I was out drinking with my mates. I got other things on my mind than sex and whores.
Girls only use you for money and want something out of you. I mean it will never last so, why should I bother getting a moaning useless whore nagging in my ear hole for money.
And another thing, Why do girls get shocked when I tell them I never had a g/f and don’t want one?
I have just lost interest in you girls because you show no interest in me, no girls talk to me so I don’t bother.
Come on now I’m 18 and I don’t want to end up having kids at this age or catching AIDS from the local whore. I know these days girls just want money and sex. What is the point of loving someone who uses you for pleasure?
And it seems alot girls hate my type because I’m not the type of person who cheats on a woman.
What do men find sexy in women?
what do men find sexy
I am an exotic dancer hoping to make the best money possible. I just wanted to know anything that is not illegal that you think could help me. I DON’T NEED YOU TO TALK BAD ABOUT ME, I’M NOT ASKING YOUR OPINION!
WHY ARE FEMALES LIKE JAMIE MCCOURT SO GREEDY AND SELFISH?
WHAT KIND OF EVIL HUMAN NEEDS 400,000 A MONTH TO LIVE ON IN WORLD WHERE 12% OF AMERICANS ARE OUT OF WORK,AND MILLIONS ARE STARVING TO DEATH? WHY CAN’T THIS EVIL FEMALE BE MORE LIKE BILL GATES WIFE, WHO SPENDS MILLIONS HELPING POOR PEOPLE? what is it with females being so greedy and money hungry?
