Talk Nasty!

Well I’m not going to tell the story plan, but at the moment the characters Chezney WIlson and his dad Harry Wilson are in Harry’s car driving to a new home after Harry and Rachel WIlson’s divorce.

Preface

Throughout all of my years as a, lets say “normal” human being, I would have never expected my life to turn out like it has now. I wouldn’t have ever expected it to have so much action, adventure, pain, loss and also suffering. But I can’t change anything now, this is my life and I guess, I’m just going to have to live with it. This is the story of my action, adventure, pain, loss and suffering. This is the story of how I became immortal.

Chapter One

A New Beginning.

“Really dad, Britney Spears? I’m beginning to wonder if you really are a man!” I moaned as I stared blankly out of my side window, whilst watching all of the brightly colored cars flash by.
“Hey no rudeness!,” he replied shortly after, whilst quietly chuckling to himself. Harry Wilson aka my dad, is actually a pretty cool person. He doesn’t really shout or moan, he acts like a teenager a lot so he’s quite easy to talk too and lastly he always loves the quick laugh and joke. “Just remember, its my car, my stereo and last time I checked, I can listen to what ever I want,” and with that he quickly took his eyes off of the road and gave a smug little grin. Not wanting to carry on with the lame conversation, I quickly gave him a hard shoulder punch and started to look for my iPod. However it wasn’t until I could only find my cell phone, that I stared blankly out of the front window with my mouth wide open as I realized what I had forgotten. “Left it at your mom’s?” My dad asked, once again without taking his eyes off of the busy road up ahead.
“Yeah I must have,” I replied after sighing miserably. If my mom couldn’t find it and send it to our new address, then I would be even more then upset as that had been the last present she had given me before we had left. The only reason she had even brought me the small music playing device however was just because of the divorce.

It had actually all started with my father’s promotion. Working in a hospital in the Town of Saginaw County gained him a huge amount of respect and admiration. But when he was suddenly promoted to the chief of doctors, he was awarded with so much more. However a week or two after, my mom, Rachel Wilson, and I soon began to notice that he seemed to be coming home later and later in evenings and this began to really upset her. So another two weeks later they received the divorce papers and after a lot of grief, I found myself sitting in the front of my dad’s black Porsche. That was something that I did feel quite guilty about because when I had finally chosen to live with my dad. My mom had then chosen to immediately break down in tears.

“Forgotten your iPod?” My dad asked briefly asked as we came across a small turn on the motor way, which, by the looks of it, lead to a less crowded road.
“Yeah, I just hope that mom will be able to find it,” I replied as I looked out of the window to notice that we were now beginning to drive through a small quiet town.
“You’ve still got your phone haven’t you?” He asked again but this time, with a small bit of concern in his voice. Smiling at how worried he just became over a cell phone, I reached into my pocket and pulled out my new iPhone. Of course the only reason for his concern was because the iPhone had been the present from him. It had all been kind of funny I guess because when he had seen what my mom had brought me, he immediately left to buy me a phone. After checking that I did actually still have it, he gave a wide smile and gave me a small wink.

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Talk Nasty!

i wanted to find this program for my brother who always tells me that the computer has a mind of its own and its his birthday tomorrow so i wanted to surprise him with a sexually excited computer lol.

we are bother over 18 so don’t worry bout that lol.

i asked this in the jokes and riddles section for obvious reasons and because its a little joke

ok now the details: basically i want to find a program that will make my computer moan like an excited female when i rub the mouse ( or mouse sensor pad ( for laptops if i do it on his or something. )

best answer — gets best answer and 10 points!! * ding ding ding *

lol

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Talk Nasty!

This girl reeeeeaalyy needs a good hard smack, but thatll wait untill monday.
Description: lets start with her face. Her nose is distinctly triangular, just this stiff chunky triangle protruding 6 inches from her face.Her eyes are small and set deep back into the blubber on her face. Her skin is a sickly kind of oily peach, but the cheeks are a shiny red because of some eternal sunburn. Her face shape is very chunky, her jaw is really very square. when she opens her mouth, she unleashes a stench beyond any morning breath into our already polluted atmosphere. Her chin is pimply, and extends from her face something like a genetically modified walnut.
Her teeth are…awkward. They’re crooked and uneven and very small.
Moving on to her body, welllllllll its possible shes preganant [with something the size of a water buffalo] Her shoulders are broad, and so is her back. She wears these tight jeans that make her stumps I MEAN legs look like sausages – like, more than they already do.
If it wasnt how fat she was, she would be considered tall.
8th grader.
Some 200 lbs. no joke.
about 5ft something

oh, before you go off on me about being mature and ignoring her, she posted a horrible pic of me on myspace than when i asked her to take it off she replied that no one likes me. i laughed and asked her if she had been helped. she just went off about how untalented i was and how bad my writing talents are and i said: Right, because youre really that mature. She replied about how she was more mature than i was fat, and im still waiting for some kind of evidence supporting this theory.
Shes trying to get my 7th grade friends into drinking.
so she just kept moaning and trying to insult and i just told her it was too juvenile for my standards. Shes still going at it, too.
So…help.

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