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This girl reeeeeaalyy needs a good hard smack, but thatll wait untill monday.
Description: lets start with her face. Her nose is distinctly triangular, just this stiff chunky triangle protruding 6 inches from her face.Her eyes are small and set deep back into the blubber on her face. Her skin is a sickly kind of oily peach, but the cheeks are a shiny red because of some eternal sunburn. Her face shape is very chunky, her jaw is really very square. when she opens her mouth, she unleashes a stench beyond any morning breath into our already polluted atmosphere. Her chin is pimply, and extends from her face something like a genetically modified walnut.
Her teeth are…awkward. They’re crooked and uneven and very small.
Moving on to her body, welllllllll its possible shes preganant [with something the size of a water buffalo] Her shoulders are broad, and so is her back. She wears these tight jeans that make her stumps I MEAN legs look like sausages – like, more than they already do.
If it wasnt how fat she was, she would be considered tall.
8th grader.
Some 200 lbs. no joke.
about 5ft something

oh, before you go off on me about being mature and ignoring her, she posted a horrible pic of me on myspace than when i asked her to take it off she replied that no one likes me. i laughed and asked her if she had been helped. she just went off about how untalented i was and how bad my writing talents are and i said: Right, because youre really that mature. She replied about how she was more mature than i was fat, and im still waiting for some kind of evidence supporting this theory.
Shes trying to get my 7th grade friends into drinking.
so she just kept moaning and trying to insult and i just told her it was too juvenile for my standards. Shes still going at it, too.
So…help.

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