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Okay, so my friend and I had a competition to see who could write the better spoof lyrics to ‘Paranoid’ by the Jonas Brothers, these are mine. How could they be improved? Do you like them? and BTW I don’t actually mind the Jo Bros, x

We think we’re really rock and roll,
But we got signed to Disney, so.
Our fans are eleven years old.
But they think we’re swell!

And when we sing, we tend to moan.
And Joe dumps girls over the phone.
We like to look after our hair.
But we swear we’re straight!

We don’t know how to come out, surely this aint right?

Just might be in denial
We like to wear, jeans skinny fit.
We know, we have great style.
But that really don’t prove anything.
We’re in denial…. (Yeah)

Bieber stole all of our fans,
But we are still in huge demand.
Please don’t call us a boy band,
We play our instruments!

And Miley Cyrus is Nick’s ex.
Cos she kept asking him for sex.
He told her, he had no interest,
So she dumped his ass!

We don’t know how to come out, surely this aint right?

Just might be in denial
We like to wear, jeans skinny fit.
We know, we have great style.
But that really don’t prove anything.

Being so hot is tough,
Except for, Zac, Brad and Rob Pattinson.
Because they’re all so buff.
We hope that’s normal for boys to think
We’re in denial.

There’s purity rings on our fingers,
And all the money we could want.
Good looks and books, we are all great cooks.
What is not to love, common, buy…. our songs.

Just might be in denial
We like to wear, jeans skinny fit.
We know, we have great style.
But that really don’t prove anything.

Being so hot is tough,
Except for, Zac, Brad and Rob Pattinson.
Because they’re all so buff.
We hope that’s normal for boys to think
We’re in denial.

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